The Mighty Warriors Profile Page

This is the profile homepage for the Woodside Warriors Cricket Club based in Bingley, West Yorkshire, England. We have been playing 20 overs cricket now for over 30 years. The game we play is very similar to 20twenty cricket , the main difference being that in our version, all outfield players (other than the wicket keeper), have to bowl 2 overs each. Also, we don't play the LBW rule since our batsmen are crap and our umpires are usually senile.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Woodside Warriors

JOHN MORRIS 1949-2006

It is with great sadness that we have to announce the sudden death of John Morris last friday .
John was not only a great friend to many of us but also played the game with great skill and dignity.
The last memory I have of him was during the last game on wed when after an opposition player refused to walk on a number of occassions John gave himself out even when the opposing umpire refused to raise the finger. This speaks volumes for him.
I personally never saw John fall out with anyone. He always was quick to compliment others but rarely himself. Not ever did I hear him ask to bat or bowl in a particular order.
Never did I hear him put anybody down even when they might have deserved it.
John was the epitome of a good sportsman.He was somebody I longed to emulate not only as a player but as a father. I often considered if I could still play like him in another 20 years, but when I said this to my own son he replied 'you'll be too old dad!'
What I admired about John the most was that, despite being extremely competive on the football or cricket pitch, he never took any malice into the field of play.
A true gentleman who we will all miss .God bless you John ,you will be forever in our thoughts.
Richard Kunz

Thursday, July 27, 2006

MATT 'PAXY' PAXFORD




MAIN SKILL = CAN ACTUALLY BAT AND BOWL, LOOKS LIKE A CRICKETER SOMETIMES

WEAKNESS = DISAPPEARED FOR 2/3 OF A SEASON

JOHNNY 'CONSISTENCY' MORRIS JNR





MAIN SKILL = LOOKS LIKE A SPIN BOWLER, FIELDING

WEAKNESS = BATTING MORE ERRATIC THAN JIM,

JOHN 'STEAMBOAT' MORRIS



MAIN SKILL = PACE BOWLING, SEMI NURDLE BATTING, MORALITY

WEAKNESS = SEMI NURDLE BATTING, MORALITY

GARY 'POT NURDLE' BAINES



MAIN SKILL = BOWLING, 'SHURING UP AN INNINGS'

WEAKNESS = CHIEF NURDLER UPON HIGH, DOES NOT BRING ENOUGH CRISPS TO THE MATCH

RICHARD 'GANGAS' GREENWOOD



MAIN SKILL
USED TO BE BOWLING, NOW BATTING, RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT

WEAKNESS
CONSULTATION TECHNIQUE, MILD CONTEMPT FOR AUTHORITY

Saturday, July 22, 2006

JOHN 'JK' KENNY



MAIN SKILL = BATTING, TELLING THE CAPTAINS WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING, FULL TOSSES, BANTER WITH OPPOSITION

WEAKNESS = FULL TOSSES, GYPSY CURSES (NOW REMOVED)

GRAEME ' JIM ' STEAD



MAIN SKILL = BOWLING, WEBSITE, PHOTOGRAPHY, GOOD LOOKS AND WIT, SPONSORSHIP

WEAKNESS = ERRATIC BATTING, MOLE HOLES

STE STEAD



MAIN SKILL = Bowling, batting, sponsorship

WEAKNESS = Bleating when he's out, tight arse sponsorship, injuries when fielding

VICE CAPTAIN TOM 'Sticky Hands' DZIEDZIC



MAIN SKILL = Wicket keeping, taking abuse well and nurdling

WEAKNESS = Wicket keeping, nurdling and definately bowling

CAPTAIN RICHARD KUNZ





MAIN SKILL = Organization (although this is as reliable as Jim's batting), and that one shot he does off his back foot, arguing/handbags

WEAKNESS = Bleating, up till this season bowling